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I’m going to retire and live off my savings

I’m going to retire and live off my savings

Every looked at your ever and wondered?

Every looked at your ever and wondered?

That awkward moment when your mom is doing dishes

That awkward moment when your mom is doing dishes

My doctor told me to start killing people

My doctor told me to start killing people

You know your a mom if a child yells mom and you automatically turn around.

You know your a mom if a child yells mom and you automatically turn around.

If it takes you more then a hour to get ready

If it takes you more then a hour to get ready

I really enjoy the sound of my husband snoring.

I really enjoy the sound of my husband snoring.

Let’s celebrate your break up

Let’s celebrate your break up

I went to target and couldn’t find anything I wanted

I went to target and couldn’t find anything I wanted

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks